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Rahul Gandhi Goes To A Bank

Breaking into a smile, by merely recollecting it in my mind.

Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI Bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, would you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

RG: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future indian PM.

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

RG: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his check."

"Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future indian PM, Rahul Gandhi?"

RG stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says: "Honestly, my mind is a total blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don't have a clue".

Cashier: "Sir 500 ke note dun ya 1000 ke?

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Video Tour Of The International Space Station

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Phone Call from the epicentre of Global Terrorism - Pakistan

Phone Number - 00923037710107

The 1^st four digits of the number [0092] is the ISD country code of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

I have no acquaintances in that country, nor have any kind of interactions or transactions that involve that country. A phone call made to me with possible mala fide intent.

Pakistan has, deservedly, been referred to as the "Epicentre of Global Terrorism" by different influential & powerful individuals at different points of time. These people include,

• India
• Admiral Michael Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
• Senator John F. Kerry
• Endless list

Panoramic View: Kargil War Memorial in Leh, Jammu & Kashmir [India]

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The tale of the vanishing Imam finally explained

Delhi POlice's reason for why they can't locate Imam Bukhari? He uses Imami vanishing cream! #fakenews

— BharataBhagyaVidhata (@sudarshan_v1) July 20, 2012