Saturday, 14 January 2012

Kashmir - Humorously explained

A Kashmiri, a reporter and a tough old soldier were captured by terrorists
in Kashmir . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them
one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the

The Kashmiri said,'Well, I'm a foodie, so I'd like one last plate of
tandoori chicken.'

The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the Chicken. *
The Kashmiri ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

The reporter said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe, someday, someone will hear
it and know that I was on the job till the end.The leader directed an
aide to hand over the tape recorder and the reporter
dictated his comments.

He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

The leader turned to the soldier and asked, 'And now, Havaldarji, what is
your final wish?

'Kick me in the ass,' said the soldier.

'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'

'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.
The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he emptied his firearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he
slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the
already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 5.
In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the soldier was untying the Kashmiri and the reporter, they asked him,
'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask
him to kick you in the ass?

'Because' replied the soldier, 'if I had shot first, you two assholes
would have reported that I was the aggressor and the root cause of all the blood
shedding in Kashmir ?'

.... Such is the irony of Indian Democracy !!

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